Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Because every vote counts.
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
How is cat food sold?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Where does laundry go to college?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?