Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Because every vote counts.
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
How was the wedding?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
How do chickens leave the highway?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
