Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Because every vote counts.
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do bees say in the summer?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.