Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Because every vote counts.
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What did the confused bee say?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
How do bunnies stay fit?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
How does a witch play loud music?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
When do mice play every day?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?