What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
How was the wedding?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What birds make average students?
Which fly makes films?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?