What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
