What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
If you need help building an ark...
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?