Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
It's allergy season again?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What famous scientist will try anything?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?