What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why was the cat so small?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What are you studying in math?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?