What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What was the first animal in space?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why was the bud so shy?
Where do you take sick ponies?