What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Which relative loves rice?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What type of car do planets buy?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What words make the best athletes?