Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why are winter days great?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Families are like fudge.
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
How long will dinner be?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why do cats always get what they want?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?