What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?