What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?