What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What makes music in your hair?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?