Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Doc Ock.
Why is the beach so confident?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?