Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Doc Ock.
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
