Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Doc Ock.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?