What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What game does chlorine never lose?