What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
How does a taco bless the table?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?