What is a plant's favorite college course?
Chemis-tree.
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Which insect makes the best father?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
