What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?