Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
At the carpool.
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
How long do chickens work?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?