What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why was the musician arrested?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
How do you make a bear really angry?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What did the painter say to the wall?