What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Someone stole all my lamps.