Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
At the carpool.
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Who invented fractions?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What is the color of the wind?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
