Why did the body of water think so much?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's a tornado's favorite game?