What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
