Why do math teachers love March?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
How does a cow do math?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you give a sick pig?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do bees say in the summer?
How do you make antifreeze?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?