Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why are trees always so positive?