What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
The hum-nal.
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
How do you get straight A's?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What tree has the most bark?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
