What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
The hum-nal.
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What game can you play while eating dinner?