What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
The hum-nal.
Why was the bud so shy?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
When do mice play every day?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?