What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
The hum-nal.
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Where does breakfast live?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?