Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Because they can weasel their way out of anything.
What do you call a greedy elf?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
How do you send a message in the forest?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why do hogs play so much football?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?