Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Because they can weasel their way out of anything.
What do you call bears with no ears?
What is a cow's dream job?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?