Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Because they can weasel their way out of anything.
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Where do actors go to pray?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?