Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Because they can weasel their way out of anything.
What sport are eggs the best at?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why was the cat so small?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do you call a short cow?
What's the most athletic footwear?