Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Because they can weasel their way out of anything.
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you call a small mom?
What bee is good for your health?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?