What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
A wet blanket.
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What tree has the most bark?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
How are teens like cats?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call a Zen egg?
When do astronauts eat?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?