What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why do bees buzz?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What did the robot want for Christmas?