What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?