What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do math teachers eat?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Families are like fudge.
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's a cat's favorite color?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?