What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
A wet blanket.
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do fish do at parades?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?