What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
A wet blanket.
When does a horse talk?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
