How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?