Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
They're always dribbling!
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
