Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
They're always dribbling!
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What animal has the most fun?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What kind of books do boats write?
A book just fell on my head.
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What's the scariest letter?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?