Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
They're always dribbling!
Which founding father loves to sing?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call bears with no ears?