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What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
How much money does a skunk have?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
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Why did the mare gain weight?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
How do fireflies start a race?
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Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
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What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?