Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?