What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Make it rain.
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What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?