Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
How do automobiles fly?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?