What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Make it rain.
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What is the definition of Robin?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Where do hamsters come from?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?