What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Make it rain.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
How did the tree get lost?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why are all priests fit?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What's a forklift?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
