Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
He needed to recharge his batteries.
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
