Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
How do you arrest a pig?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What's the biggest moth in the world?