Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Which cats love to be petted?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What happens when grass goes out of town?