Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why are books always so angry?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Which animal is the most religious?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?