Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Which state has the best streets?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?