What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What kind of bird can write?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Which president loved to take baths?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
