Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why is furniture so generous?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What does winter fat turn into?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
