Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why is money so stubborn?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?