How do you get kids to do something?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why are all priests fit?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?