What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?