What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Wraps.
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
How are mountains able to see?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.