What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Which cats love to be petted?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
How did the toad die?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?