What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why do mice need oiling?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why do bees buzz?
How can you make 7 even?