What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Wraps.
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Which relative loves rice?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
How is life like toilet paper?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
