Why are puppies so flexible?
They constantly practice downward dog.
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why are winter days great?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
