How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?