How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Whale you be mine?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What makes pirates such good singers?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why was the dog overweight?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do naked fish play with?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
