Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How is cat food sold?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why do elephants have trunks?