What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
An ad-vent calendar!
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
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What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
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What do Scottish toads play?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?