Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do fish use for glasses?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?