What do minions always put in their salads?
M-onions.
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
