What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What words make the best athletes?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do trees say when autumn comes?