What do minions always put in their salads?
M-onions.
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What's the holiest insect?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?