What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What makes pirates such good singers?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?