Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
They love to eat sue-shi.
Which family member is always relieved?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Can February March?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?