Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
They love to eat sue-shi.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
How does a taco bless the table?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
