Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?