What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What birds always travel in twos?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do math teachers eat?