What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Launch meat.
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call two birds in love?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do trees keep as a pet?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
