Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?