Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
He took a day off.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What animal knows kung fu?
