Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why was the horse so happy?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?