What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Ape-rons!
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?