What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
A book just fell on my head.
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
