Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Because he literally bit the dust.
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
How can you make 7 even?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What did the sick chicken say?
