Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Because he literally bit the dust.
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did electricity win the race?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?