Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why do bees buzz?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
How do you wash a lamb?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?