Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Because he literally bit the dust.
Bears love exotic cars.
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What did March say to the madness?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What kind of music do planets like?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?