Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Because he literally bit the dust.
Why do all the planets get along?
What animals make the best baseball players?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did one plate say to the other?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?