What does a cloud wear under his pants?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?