Who is a house's favorite band?
The Doors.
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why did the fish blush?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?