Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How does cardboard get its workout in?