What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What is an archer's favorite store?