Who is a house's favorite band?
The Doors.
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What table can you never sit at?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What car is the perfect size for mice?