What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
A paw-n dealer!
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What animal floats best?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Which relative loves rice?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What's the most determined bird?
