What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
A paw-n dealer!
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
When do mice play every day?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What sweet treat never panics?
What is the best way to study the Bible?