Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
When do cows get tired?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?