What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
A paw-n dealer!
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What day do hands always go to church?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?