Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why do kids love theater classes?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why are grandkids so great?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What car is the perfect size for mice?