What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
When does a horse talk?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
How does a squid go into battle?