Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?