Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because she couldn't find a date.
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Where do actors go to pray?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why can you never find the number nine?
