You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What's the laziest vegetable?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why are cats good at playing video games?