Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
How does a cow do math?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?