What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Tall tales.
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What does a dog say before eating?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
