What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
How is cat food sold?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?