What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Tall tales.
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Which cats have the best manners?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What tea do footballers drink?
How do you make a cow float?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?