What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?