What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Tall tales.
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?