Why don't ostriches fly ?
Plane tickets are so expensive.
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why was the bud so shy?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you call a small mom?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?