What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why was the musician arrested?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?