What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
How was the wedding?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did the fish blush?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What's a kitty's favorite book?