Why don't ostriches fly ?
Plane tickets are so expensive.
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why are computers so good at golf?
How does a witch play loud music?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
How do you make a bandstand?
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