What did the paper say to the pencil?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What are you studying in math?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?