What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Dead ends.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why do bees gossip?
Why was the cat so small?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
