What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Dead ends.
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
How did groundhogs get their name?