Why do trees try new things so often?
Because every autumn, they turn over a new leaf.
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Where does breakfast live?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What car can you only see twice a year?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why did the foal cough?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call a smelly horse?