What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
How does dinner smell?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why do plants hate algebra?