Why do trees try new things so often?
Because every autumn, they turn over a new leaf.
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why are frogs always happy?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Which relative loves rice?
Where do books sleep?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do bees chew?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
