What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did the rug say to the floor?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How do fish watch TV shows?