Where does breakfast live?
In a Waffle House®.
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do math teachers eat?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why did the frog have a long face?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's the most determined bird?
