What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What car always breaks the rules?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
How do bears keep cool?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?