Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?