How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What animals make the best students?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
How does a barber get to work?