What's the slowest 5k?
The Turkey Trot.
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
How do frogs get to work?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Which cats have the best manners?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you call the dog magician?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?