Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Where do polar bears vote?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Which cats love to be petted?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?