Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Where do termites go camping?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why are winter days great?
What's a priest's favorite food?