What's the slowest 5k?
The Turkey Trot.
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did the snake name his daughter?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why is summer always sad?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do Scottish toads play?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
