Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?