What do you call the dog magician?
A labra-cadabra.
What did the stair machines call each other?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why is summer always sad?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?