Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
How do you talk to a giant?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?