What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What bee is good for your health?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?