What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
This candy bar is a real home run.
It's Crowded!
Why are English teachers so smart?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
How do automobiles fly?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
