What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?