Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What vehicle works the hardest?