Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call two birds in love?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?