Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Because freedom rings.
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Which state has the best streets?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What is the most adorable season?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
