Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Because freedom rings.
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?