What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?