Why do hogs play so much football?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How long will dinner be?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Which insect makes the best father?