What do rich squirrels eat?
Cashews.
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?