Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How are mountains able to see?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why are basketball courts always wet?