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Where do bees go on their vacation?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What car does Yoda® drive?
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What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What's the most determined bird?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What's the politest month?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?