What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Airball.
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
