What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Airball.
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What kind of bird can write?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?