What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
No, 'emma stone!
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What is a mom's favorite game?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
