Why is the beach so confident?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Where do polar bears vote?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?