Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What game does a rabbit always win?
I broke my finger!
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What's the noisiest food?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Which is the worst season?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?