What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
When do mice play every day?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?