Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Which hot drink loves golf?
It's allergy season again?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?