What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
What does winter fat turn into?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do cats wear to work?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
