What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?