What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Board Game With A Twist
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What's a henway?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's the most determined bird?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?