What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
How does a witch play loud music?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Where do birds go to drink?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?