What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?