What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?