What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call the dog magician?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Can February March?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What school subject really rocks?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?