What's the politest month?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
