Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?