What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?