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What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
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Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Which plant has the best roar?
What fairy loves to count?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
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Who is the most forgiving celebrity?