Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Which fly makes films?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?