What's the politest month?
May.
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
