How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?